Generations is a wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey adventure of sorts in which players can choose to play as either modern Sonic or his classic incarnation, or Doughnut Sonic. And yet here we are at the end of 2011, and they've managed to crank out another game. I was sure our beloved hedgehog would be retiring his red sneakers anytime now. Sonic's rapid ascent to stardom had gone from hectic unsure loop-de-loops to a rapid downhill sprint. The horrors of the 2006 PlayStation 3 game Sonic the Hedgehog are forever etched into my memory - you know, when Sonic went from quirky cheesy dialogue and off-the-wall physics to that whole "when a hedgehog loves a woman" nonsense that had us cringing with disgust. Sonic, my little blue darling, you were all that was good in the world when I was a child. The bitter disappointment of Sonic Colors was fresh in my mind, and I recalled with a heavy heart how to this day I can't walk past the box on GameStop's markdown rack without bursting into tears. I slid Sonic Generations into my Xbox 360 with sweaty palms.
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